Mozzarella, feta, cottage, swiss,
How can you possibly stand all this?
Gouda, cheddar, provolone, blue,
Cheese is like, poison for you!
Buffalo, parmesan, babybel, goat,
These are just a few cheeses we loath.
Yucky, rotten, yellow, nasty,
How can you ever find this tasty?
Awful, terrifying, it’s a fear,
If you smell it, you’ll lose a tear.
If you eat it, you’ll be full of sorrow,
We doubt that you will see tomorrow,
It’s almost toxic, it’s really bad,
If you eat it you’ll become mad.
How can anybody truly like cheese,
It’s like a contagious, yucky, disease!
Cheese, oh cheese, you’re such a displease,
We hate you more than we hate flees.