Frank the Giant and the Revenge of the Fluff King’s Domain – Part 1 by Lucas

One day, Eric the sea hydra was having coffee with his friends Frank the giant and Tom the floating blob, and John the kraken. After about 3 hours, Tom decided he wanted to go back to his house. But as soon as Tom had shuffled out of the living room, Eric, John and Frank heard a muffled yell. They all rushed to the door and saw an enormous 400-foot robotic dragon looming over Tom’s body.

“AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!” they screamed. “DO YOU KNOW WHO AM?” boomed the gigantic cyborg.

“Who?” asked a nervous looking Frank, Eric, and John. “WHO AM I?” said the dragon, looking hurt, “I’M GEORGE, YOU GUYS’S FRIEND?!”

 John, Tom and Frank fainted. Eric whimpered, “Really?” “ OF COURSE!” the dragon boomed. Following that, Eric fainted. Not knowing what to do, George put them in a mysterious porta-potty. After 100 trillion years, John and Tom sleepily made there way out of the time traveling toilet. Then, 10,000,000,000,000,000 trillion years after, Eric came out. Finally 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 quadrillion years later, Frank pushed open the door and walked out.

Soon after, they sat united again in a giant teacup. The world around them had been ravaged by a bunch of bunnies, giant fluffy puppies and flying sea horses. The companions sat in teacup deciding what to, but all of a sudden, a squad of a 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 thousand flying sea horse riding puppies appeared and dive-bombed the fellowship. In minutes a battle was raging, but soon the companions where standing on top triumphantly. But suddenly, there was a horn sounding ‘bbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaa’ and part of the teacup crumbled and fell to revealed 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles of gerbil riding bunnies exploded from the rubble and attacked Eric, John, Frank, Tom, and George. The ground crumbled beneath them and they fell into an enormous tunnel.

“Where are we?” came the voice of John from the darkness.

“Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………I don’t know,” rang Frank’s voice.

“Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait” said Eric. The next Sound out of his mouth was a vomiting noise followed by a multitude of 20 small florescent lights appeared.

“ What’s that?” asked George.

“Those are my eyes!Can’t you see that?” came Eric’s annoyed voice.

“Sorry, I didn’t know you had that many eyes,” said George meekly.

After an hour of almost complete silence broken only by the dripping of water from the tunnel ceiling, Frank asked, “What do we do now?”

“Now, we call my friend Jake the chinchilla,” explained Eric.

“Why?” Tom asked.

“Why? Because he has a gun that shoots exploding nyan* pigs,” said Eric.

“Great! But what do we call him with?” questioned John.

“With this,” said Eric dramatically, pointing at a small plastic box.

“Uhhhhhhhh… what is that?” asked Frank

“That is what I like to call a phone,” said Eric. “It sends waves to the receiver who can hear what you are saying”

“Greattttt,” said George slowly.

“So I will call him while you guys wait” said Eric. “Also, you can play with that monopoly board flying around over there”

After about two hours and multiple monopoly games, Eric looked up from the phone and said: “he is coming”

Soon after he said that there was a deafening crash and an armored chinchilla felt into the tunnel and said:

“Hey Eric! How is it going?”

“Good, good” Eric said happily, “I told you guys it would work!”

“What would work?” Jake asked.

“Oh nothing, just something I was telling my friends,” Eric answered.

“Speaking of which, Friends, meet Jake! Jake, meet friends!”

“Hello,” said Jake politely. “How is it going?”

“Fine thanks,” said Eric’s friends collectively.

“I brought presents!” Jake said as he handed out large packages, “take a look!”

“What is this?” Issued Frank as he ripped the wrapping paper off.

“Nyan* pig guns,” Jake answered. “What else would I bring?”

“One of those books you were always ranting on about?” Eric muttered.

“What was that?” Jake inquired strictly,

“That? Oh, that was nothing.” Eric said quickly, trying to change the subject, “So how do these thing-a-ma-jiggies work?”

“Nyan pig gun?”  Jake asked.

“Yes…” said Frank, Eric, John, George and Tom in unison.

“So first you want to move this here and turn this lever and… ” Jake voice trailed off into the dimly lit tunnel. Finally, 934 days later they were ready.

“On the count of three we push up!” Eric’s voice rang out “One…Two…Three!” And with all their strength, the prized open the apparent ‘lid’ of the tunnel and charged out. Great was their surprise when they saw a large number of bunnies and gerbils lying in the teacup sleeping.

After pondering about what to do for a little while, the companion decided go back into the tunnel and follow its path. But as soon as they reached that decision, one of the many bunnies awoke. In minutes, the whole teacup was astir.

“Uh oh,” John breathed nervously as he filled his gun with pigs, “this won’t end well.”

Following that, a wave of bunnies knocked the 6 friends off their feet and started snuggling them to death. But they didn’t get the chance, for there was a rumbling and a portal open up and a bunch of rainbow-pea shooting dinosaurs jumped out.

“Huh?” Frank said, puzzled “What’s going on?”

“What… stop” George said, looking at the dinosaurs “Are you…what… how?”

“George?” questioned on of the dinosaurs “is that you?”

“Cousins?” George said, his eyes getting watery

“George!!!!!!!!” the dinosaurs screamed happily as they jumped onto him.

But soon after, Eric, John, Frank, Jake and Tom had enough. “STOP!!!!!!”they screamed. “What’s going on!?”

“Wait, what? Oh yeah, these are my cousins” George said, addressing his friends.

“OOKKKKAAAYYYYYYYYYY…” was the reply.

“So where are you from?” Eric asked, now on friendly terms with the dinosaurs.

“We all come from the region Po opy” replied the leading dinosaur, “you?”

Eric began to explain the complicated matter on how he was born in an enormous bottle of concentrated apple juice, but alas, the horde of bunnies, who had gotten plenty impatient, rammed into him and began again with their task of snuggling him to death. Fortunately, this time Eric’s friends were there to help him but they were extremely busy fending off their own attackers, so no help came from his friends. All seemed to be lost when they heard a faint rumbling.

  To Be Continued……

2 thoughts on “Frank the Giant and the Revenge of the Fluff King’s Domain – Part 1 by Lucas

  1. Dear Lucas,
    your story was really funny and I liked all does descriptive words you used. I cant wait to read part 2 of your story! Great job!
    -Catarina 😀

  2. Dear Lucas,

    I really liked your story and the vocabulary you used. How odd that there were guns that you load with pigs and then you shoot. It was really funny when you said that those dinosaurs came from the region Po opy. I hope that the other part of your story will go up on the blog soon.

    P.S. There was a gigantic cyborg dragon and Eric didn’t even know what a telephone was!

    Your friend,
    Carlo

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