Why and How to Avoid Eating Fish by Anna

If you don’t eat fish you won’t smell bad, and your mouth will taste good. Fish bones are dangerous. They can make you choke. I don’t like fish because it tastes weird.

First, say to your parents that you don’t like fish. Second, find a mom who never liked fish. Then, put all different kinds of fake bugs in your fish when no one is looking. Fourth, say to your mom and dad that you will eat it the next day.

Never, I mean never, eat fish in your life! You will avoid the possibility of choking on a tiny bone. In addition, you and your friends will not have to smell your stinky burps all day long.

2 thoughts on “Why and How to Avoid Eating Fish by Anna

  1. Dear Anna,That essay was very funny and with very good reasons why not to eat it.Have you ever choked on one?If you did was it really really painful?Takao

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